the patron saint of imperfections

accents, adipocere, amazing chefs, aprons, arguing, autopsies, baking, bare feet, big cities, cat eye glasses, caves, celebrities who died horribly, chiquita banana, cliches, conversations on couches, cookies, cravats, crime, crime scenes, crown moulding, cryptozoology, cuisinart, dancing, definitions, dismemberment, dragons, driving very fast indeed, flavors, flirting, fondant butterflies, food processors, garlic, gummi sharks, hooded sweatshirts, hugs, infatuation, kissing in inclimate weather, knitting, life, lightning, loserly dancing, love, marlon brando, mating dances of snails, movies, music, musicals, nightmares, noodles, old b-horror movies, people watching, piano, planets near betelgeuse, playgrounds, poetry, politics, pretty ceilings, radishes, rain, reading, rollerblading, sarcasm and cynicism, sauces, science fiction, serial killers, shiny things, singing, sleeping, spatulas, spikey hair, stalking you, star gazing, staying up all night, storms, swoopy hair, taking walks, tempera paint, that guy behind you, theatre, unusual phrases, weird clothes, words, writing (poorly)